January 2012
89 posts
Top 10 Common New Year's Resolutions.
beben-eleben: Spend more time with the family. Take more exercise - Get fit. Lose (loose!) weight. Give up smoking (again). Get out of dept. Learn a new skill, take up a new hobby. Put something into the community - help others. Get organized.  Else buy shares in diary, or companies selling electronic planners! Become more security conscious. Give up drinking, at least for the first week...
Jan 1st
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December 2011
130 posts
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When it's over and it's gone, you almost wish that...
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Mga dapat sundin para hindi madisgrasya sa...
1. Wag kumuha ng naputukan na, baka mapikot ka. 2. Alisin agad kung malapit nang pumutok. 3. Kung naputukan na, dali-daling hugasan, baka madala pa sa hugas. 4. Wag magpaputok sa mataong lugar, nakakahiya. 5. Magtanong kungsafe bago magpaputok.
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
Inipitan ko kapatid kong babae kanina kasi trip ko...
green-is-cool: Mama: patayo ka na ng parlor anak, wag ka ng mag-aral hahahaha…
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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'Yung moment na nahanap na si Elisa pero binaril...
Dec 30th
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Anonymous asked: Grabe hehehe allowed pala dito yan video na sex video ok hehhee more videos pa ...
Dec 29th
Dec 29th
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Convo with my Dad
Dada: Bili ka ng bili ng underwear na de kulay, wala namang nakakakitang suot mo. Ako: E ano naman ang gagawin ko? Dada: Kunan mo sarili mo ng nakaunderwear ka tapos iupload mo. Ako: K.
Dec 29th
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Magkaibigan nag-uusap...
GIRL 1: Friend, gusto mong sumali sa paluwagan?
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GIRL 2: Ayoko. Virgin pa ako e.
Dec 29th
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Hi! Ako nga pala si BEE.
Ang BEE-bitay sayo pag nakipaglandian ka sa taong mahal ko.
Dec 28th
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Sa masikip na daan...
beben-eleben: Beben: Lola, excuse me po. Lola: You’re a hell of a guy. I mean my, my, my you’re like a pelican fly. I mean you’re so shy and I’m loving your tie. You’re like slicker than the guy with the thing on his eye. Oh yes, I did. Somebody please tell him who the eff I is, I’m not Nicki Minaj, I mack them dudes up, back coupes up and chuck the deuce up! Beben:  
Dec 28th
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WINTER SNOW
BOY: Knock. Knock.
GIRL: Who's there?
BOY: Winter snow.
GIRL: Winter snow who?
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BOY: WINTER SNOW no getting over that rainbow. When my smallest of dreams won't come true. I can take all the madness the world has to give, but I won't last a day without you.
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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INAY: Anak, umuulan ba sa labas?
ANAK: Sa tanda nyong yan Nay, kelan ba umulan sa loob?
Dec 28th
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Sa dinami-rami ng Filipino words na alam ko, di ko...
jimmydasouped: pero IKAW ang pinakagusto ko.
Dec 28th
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DRY LIPS at BOYPREN
Me: Hindi na effective ang chapstick sa’kin!
Friend: Damihan mo kasi ‘yung lagay…
Me: KAILANGAN KO NA NG BOYFRIEND TAGA-WET!
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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“Nung nakita ko yung “inspired”, ikaw agad naalala ko.”
– Budoy
Dec 27th
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Please follow my best friend's blog. Thank you. :) →
Dec 26th
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Ikaw si BAMBOO.
Ang haBAMBOOhay kong makakasama.
Dec 26th
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bluecrayola: A UP professor demanded a 10-page essay about “courage”. The following meeting, everyone submitted their laboriously done essays. Yet, for someone clever enough: page 1: First Name, Middle Initial, Last Name page 2: *blank* page 3: *blank* page 4: *blank* page 5: *blank* page 6: *blank* page 7: *blank* page 8: *blank* page 9: *blank* page 10: This is courage. His grade? 1.0
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Cholesterol ka ba?
Kasi pinatataba mo ang puso ko!
Dec 25th
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Ok lang hikain ako!
Basta bibig mo nebulizer ko!
Dec 25th
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Tetris ka ba?
Kasi na K.O. mo puso ko.
Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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Boy: Hi. I'm Paul. Paul-ing for you.
Girl: Hello. I'm Kat. Kat-ching you.
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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May kanta ako para sa’yo ngayong Pasko…
All I Want for Christmas is You.
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Para kang Christmas.
Kasi I want to MERRY you.
Dec 24th
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Boy: Anong gagawin mo this Christmas?
Girl: Wala naman… Party lang. Ikaw? Boy: Ganun pa rin. . . . . . MAMAHALIN KA.
Dec 24th
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jwilloresca: ronald-gem answered your question: Is cybersex fun?! YES. Pag ikaw, gusto ko personal eh. Haahahahhahaaha!
Dec 24th
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Parol ka ba?
Kasi all these years, ikaw ang nakasabit sa puso ko.
Dec 24th
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Twisted Thoughts: Taga-UPLB ka kung →
spell-it-backwards: 1.hindi nawawala sa meal plan mo ang mga pagkaing tulad ng pancit canton, de-lata, at siyempre SIOMAI. 2. mayroon kang naglalaparang lanyard na may nagmumurang Unibersidad ng Pilipinas na nakasulat rito. 3. alam mong ang mga nakatira sa Westbrook ang mga taong “above the poverty line” ang…
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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electromarknetic asked: nice blog kapwa-isko! ^_^
Dec 24th
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Isang feeling lang naman ang gusto ko.
Ang maka-feeling ka.
Dec 22nd
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CHRISTMAS po. Hindi VALETNTINE'S DAY.
Kaya hindi issue kung single ka.
Dec 22nd
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100 Followers
Dec 22nd
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Ang FYI ba ay "For Your Information" agad?
Hindi ba pwedeng FOREVER YOU AND I muna?
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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